Wednesday, January 4, 2012

printer politics

Today I had stern words with a printer. It took the hump and refused to print anything for me, then it told all the other printers in the network that I'm a bad man and shouldn't be trusted with any kind of printing request.

The other printers in the network are easily led. I spent a frustrating amount of time walking between them and my computer. I don't understand why technology has this vendetta against me. Was I mean to a tamagotchi in the 90s? Did I absent-mindedly insult the Office paperclip within earshot of Microsoft Sam? Perhaps the universe just wants me to stop using up bits of paper and valuable toner.

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